Martin Loft – Profile
Name:- Martin Loft (My middle name was permanently erased in a freak accident at Summerset House)
Porn Star Name:- Mickey Mercer
DOB:- Originally
Instruments:- Guitar, Keyboards, Piano, Mandolin, Bass, Drums (and anything else, except.....Violin!!)
Previous Bands:- Everything from cheesy 80’s synth-pop to rock covers!!
Live Work:- Loads, well, as long as I can keep awake anyway.
Main BWD Role:- Only have to do one thing – and that’s everything!
Best BWD Gig:- The
Smallest Audience:- The
Favourite Lego Block:- Flat rectangular 8-er
Influences:- Nick Spink, Jack Daniels, Ian Snowball, Jim Beam, Paul Moss
Musical Influences:- Joe Dolce, Henry VIII, The Klangers, Bob Moooooooog
Role Model:- Jon Hodges
Likes:- Crisps, Spangles, Cars with one flat tyre, Jupiter, Staplers, Wire, injustice
Dislikes:- Violins, Plumbers, Any food that’s red, Tapirs, luminosity, The Pope
Hates:- lists, Calendars, Wood, Lego flat 4-ers, Saturn, Nerys Hughes, The Pope
Detests:- People getting in the way when I’m setting up the PA, The Pope
Earliest Memory:- Last Thursday, about tea time
Most Recent Memory:- Errm, Ooo.....no, sorry....it’s gone!
Criminal Record:- None....sorry, Nun.
Disabilities:- The love of all things taught
Proudest Moment:- Finding five flat rectangular 8-ers stuck together in the Lego box, aged 29
Other Information:- Mrs Beeton was only 29 when she died!!
